Tribute To Stephen Lynch and Tenacious D…

I just don’t fuckin care…You may or may not like reading this bullshit…I just write it because I’m special…yes I’M SPECIAL! and you suck…why?because you read this and try to put yourself in my situation,which you really can’t because you just suck and that’s sad… So…what should i write now?let’s see…a list of things I hate for starters: I hate fuckin new generation idiots who consider passing out from alcohol abuse and fun synonims…I hate people who think they know it all…I hate immature brats who never listen to what smarter people tell them…I hate GIGI BECALI…I hate when somebody exagerates with sarcasm,I mean come on, your funny but really you hardly get there…I hate pessimistic people who think they’re the only sad fuckers on the planet and never get over shit…I hate people who associate everything with DOTA!!!ok, games are cool but this is ridiculous…I hate spoiled kids who think they deserve everything…I hate emo kids and I also hate the word EMO, there is no such word so stop using it you socialy life lacking fools…I hate fuckin long comercials…I hate jelous people…I hate private pensions…I hate bosses…I hate my classteacher…I hate DINAMO…I hate people that are to religious…I hate gay men(nothing against lesbos though)…I hate Ballentines…I hate having my behind touched by anyone…I hate comunist bastards…I hate old teachers,that is old expired teachers…I hate to self-conscious people…I hate narcisist bastards…I hate big round Cobra sunglasses…I hate menstruation…I hate Monday’s…I hate spinich…I hate lyiers…I hate crazy girlfriends…I hate superstar footballers…I hate unkinky persons…I hate people with no imagination…I hate a lot of things…So how about a list of things I like or I love? I can see that interests you too… like I give a shit about your interests…so let’s begin: I love being lazy…I love watching anime and cartoons…I love reading fanfiction stories…I like porn…I like online comics about geeks and pc games…I love playin video games…I love playing card games that are asociated with nerds…I love hanging out with alex deea ureche tavi velciov and virgil…I love going to drink some beer with mishi…I love listening to stephen lynch(which inspired me to write this sarcastic piece of shit article)…I’d love to fuck a black girl… I loved hanging out with my gif’s and getting drunk with them at the nationals… I enjoy shitting…I love irony…I love my cousins which have fuckin wierd names…I love being important…I love being able to fuck with your mind…I love my fat cat…I love being evil…I’d love being filthy rich…I’d love to be able to treat everyone like the trash they are(most of the world)…I love own beliefs of people…I love detektive work…I’d love to club a baby seal once…I love the greatest show ever made: Family Guy and the greatest anime ever made: Naruto…I love stand-up comedy…I love the expresion: “Sa-mi baaaaaaaaaaaaag pula” and “Pula mea”(and no when i say sth is “Pizda” it’s not beautiful)…I don’t give a shit about my beer belly…I love being able to kick your ass as I wish…I enjoy knowing better than people…I enjoy being perverted…I love having a huge imagination and a lot of creativity…I love blowjobs…I love spending money on nothing of use…I enjoy singing…I like dancing…I love just doing nothing…I love writing shit for shitheads to read…I’d love to see the look on your face when you read that you’re an idiot…I love reptiles…I love snakes and crocks and everything you may find gross…I love weddings(there always seems to be a guy that gets drunk)…I love a hardworking person…I love being smarter than you and you know that’s true…I love being arogant…I love a lot of things about me that I hate about other people…I love the simpsons, american dad, death note, dbz, joey, everybody hates chris, yu-gi-oh and so on…I love winning and humiliating you when winning…I love being and asshole and you not being able to do shit about it…I love the stars and the moon…I love going to the old pub with the lads…I love concerts…I love directing…I love being in charge…I love edwin mccain’s music…I also love the music of Goo Goo Dolls, Backstreetboys, Holograf, Westlife, Taxi, Eminem, Parazitii, Kelly Clarckson, and many many more from every gerne you can imagine…I love junk food…I love being a cheapskate…I love doing illegal shit…I love seing the picture of my classteacher being drawn over…I love helping people in real need for help…I love being trusted…I love having you in the palm of my hand…I love love…But most of all I love knowing you just read 777 words and lost some time of your life for something with no sense at all and I hope you know you’re a fucktard for actualing going this far…

Asa, acu putem revenii la scrierile clasice…sper ca v-a placut micul meu tribut…hasta la vista suckers…yours truly…God

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  1. “Nobody likes you, you’re ugly and your mother dresses you funny. Now smile, you douche.” — Hank Moody, Californication


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